How to annoy telesales people.

1.Assuming you don't mind having your 'phone out of action for a little while, tell the caller you're very interested, and you're just going to go and get a pen and paper so you can take notes. Leave the handset off-hook, and go back to the TV, with your feet up and relax. They're unlikely to still be there half an hour later, and it's their 'phone bill.

Try Saying....

2. I am not the person you want to speak........wrong number!

3. Why are people from your company calling me repeatedly....this is the third time today!

4. I allready have your product and it sucks......I want to return it.

5. Who gave you my number.....do you know that I can sue you for bothering me.

6. "I'm sorry, you've caught me at a bad time and I can't talk now; would you please call back later when I am not going to be home?"

7. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

8. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

9. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't wan tanyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!"

10. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you a case of beer and some chips.

11. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

Quick disposal lines (start as soon as the caller begins the intro script)

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