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Tuesday, June 20th 2006

1:57 PM (5001 days, 18h, 1min ago)

When I'm 80

This is what I’m gonna do when I’m 80!

 

 About 2 years ago my husband and I were on a cruise through the western Caribbean Island about a Princess liner.  At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room.

 

 I also noticed all the staff, ship’s officers, waiters, busboys act. all seemed very familiar with this lady.  I asked our waiter who the lady was. Expecting to be told she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back to back.

 

As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped to say hello.  We chatted and I said, “I understand you’ve been on this ship for the last four cruises.”  She replied, “Yes, that’s true.”  I state I don’t understand” and she replied, without a pause, “It’s cheaper than a nursing home.”

 

So there will be no nursing home for me in the future.  When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship.  The average cost for a nursing home is $200 a day.  I have checked on reservations at the Princess and I can get a long-tem discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for

 

1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.

 

 2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day (of fantastic food, not institutional food) if I can waddle to the restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast in bed every day of the week.)

 

3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free wasters and dryers, and shows every night.

 

4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.

 

5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient.  An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

 

6. I will get to meet new people every 7 to 14 days.

 

7. TV broken? Light bulb needs changing?  Need to have the mattress replaced?  No problem!  They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience.

 

8. Clean sheets and towels every day. And you don’t even have to ask for them.

 

9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare; it you fall and break your hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to suite for the rest of your life.

 

10.. There is always a doctor on board

Now hold on for the best!  Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you won’t to go?  Princess will have a ship ready to go.  So don’t look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.

 

PS: and don’t forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side no charge.

 

See you at sea!

 

 “Life may not be the party we hoped for… but while we’re here, we should dance.

 

1 said something..

Posted by Claire Andrews:

That sounds like the right plan!
Saturday, June 24th 2006 @ 8:40 PM (4997 days, 11h, 18min ago)

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